This is the diary of Laura Palmer. ([info]mordant) wrote in [info]melbournemaniac,

phallic fruit snacks



Is it just juvenile old me, or does anyone else see something disturbing about this image?

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[info]evildoom_bunny

October 16 2007, 12:19:51 UTC 4 years ago

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH, no, it's not just you :)

[info]karishna

October 16 2007, 12:23:28 UTC 4 years ago

If you squint.. and turn your head sideways...

It's just you :P

[info]pumpkinpnts

October 16 2007, 12:28:57 UTC 4 years ago

Ohhhhh man if Rove still had "What The" on his show..

[info]catbiscuit

October 16 2007, 12:32:06 UTC 4 years ago

There's an advert on tv at the moment with the same kid making that fruit.. thing. It's meant to be a rocket.

[info]mordant

October 16 2007, 12:34:14 UTC 4 years ago

yes, but out of context, and with an unfortunately placed background...

[info]catbiscuit

4 years ago

[info]astrangelove

October 16 2007, 12:32:22 UTC 4 years ago

Stop skewing the innocence of our beautiful children... it's a rocket. OBVIOUSLY.

[info]mordant

October 16 2007, 12:33:10 UTC 4 years ago

yes, a rocket with jizz shooting out the nosecone.

[info]mouse_girl_1989

October 16 2007, 12:33:33 UTC 4 years ago

Yeah, I saw it too...lucky they mostly seem to have the other kids & their creations on the posters.

[info]bizwac

October 16 2007, 12:36:44 UTC 4 years ago

I said "that looks more like an 'adult' snack to me" to my SO when I saw the ad on TV.

[info]barksy

October 16 2007, 12:48:15 UTC 4 years ago

haha!! Gold..

[info]muzikoverdose

October 16 2007, 12:44:29 UTC 4 years ago

Hilarious poster. if you want a little more childhood warping, tell me what the rabbits on these plates are doing? i had these growing up

http://www.usfamily.net/web/gif/saucer2_550h.jpg
http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/sports/images/golf/golf-bunnykins4.JPG

the story i heard (i dont really believe it) is that the original design was rejected and then used without permission. apparently the original designer snuck into the offices and swapped the template to these rabbits right before print as payback. seems that people loved them so the print was kept. i cant find anything to confirm this though. if anyone can shed some light, that'd be great.

[info]creepingjesus

October 16 2007, 13:43:07 UTC 4 years ago

I had those growing up! And I realised that it was naughty when I was about 10...

Love it!

[info]naked_wrat

4 years ago

[info]salicyclic

October 16 2007, 12:49:30 UTC 4 years ago

we had a giggle when they put them up at work.
a few months ago the free magazine safeway puts out had a big close up picture of a melon or a peach or something, and i was like WTF when i came in and saw what appeared to be a whole rack of vagina on display in the produce section.

[info]girlatarockshow

October 16 2007, 12:57:55 UTC 4 years ago

Oh Lord, that's going to be a great picture to put on the kid's 21st birthday cake.

[info]silvercurse

October 16 2007, 13:05:53 UTC 4 years ago

I present to you all Candle Salad.

[info]mordant

October 16 2007, 13:45:03 UTC 4 years ago

ahahahah what

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[info]marxandcocacola

October 16 2007, 13:39:56 UTC 4 years ago

Hahaha. That's the first thing I noticed, actually.

[info]hyacinth06

October 16 2007, 13:14:40 UTC 4 years ago

Hahaha, I have to stare at those damn posters all day. This one is definatley the worst!! Hahahaha, I'm glad someone pointed it out :P

[info]buriramtourakom

October 16 2007, 13:50:40 UTC 4 years ago

Quite apart from the fact that he's holding a home made, er, toy, I am disturbed by the phrase "fresh food kids".

[info]happypea

October 16 2007, 15:27:08 UTC 4 years ago

HAHAHA! My friend noticed this and pointed it out to me the other day! I only just realised that it's supposed to be a rocket... I wondered how the hell they didn't notice it looked like a big ol' cubist cock!

[info]indeigo

October 16 2007, 17:22:21 UTC 4 years ago

Actually I found the TV ad with the boy with the lisp worse. Not that it was phallic, it just really bothered me! "Thith ith how you make a thelery man. He'th really cool." No he is not! And I hope you change thchoolth, little boy, becauthe you'll never live thith down!! D:

[info]toad1413

October 16 2007, 17:46:20 UTC 4 years ago

The first thing I commented on after seeing the second half of that one was "... How are the carrot arms staying on when he picks it up to eat it?"
I mean, he PLACES them next to the celery stick, he doesn't glue them on or anything! So how?!

[info]toad1413

4 years ago

[info]body_electronic

October 16 2007, 17:58:13 UTC 4 years ago

hahahah cocksickle!

[info]sapphybelle

October 16 2007, 20:19:17 UTC 4 years ago

hahahaha, yes

[info]amargosa

October 16 2007, 21:32:07 UTC 4 years ago

Fruit wang!

[info]phorie

October 16 2007, 21:50:01 UTC 4 years ago

*snort*

[info]wedley

October 17 2007, 00:26:11 UTC 4 years ago

They tried to have another poster of him eating it but he kept crying.

[info]onlylisa

October 17 2007, 00:42:37 UTC 4 years ago

No it's not just you - I saw it and immediate thought the same thing!

[info]chief_85

October 17 2007, 07:02:50 UTC 4 years ago

LOL Yep I saw it!

[info]trytobepure

October 17 2007, 12:34:04 UTC 4 years ago

EW

[info]red_violent_red

October 19 2007, 06:12:29 UTC 4 years ago

OMG YES
My friends and I have discussed this many a time!
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